A while ago, I had the kind of day where you find yourself on the front lines of a battlefield, with your strong-willed 3-year-old son staring you down on the other side, just waiting to see you crumble.
You know that as soon as you regress to the same level as your child (which you have no excuse for because you've got a few decades of experience on him in the social skills department, plus - you're the parent for crying out loud!), the outcome cannot be good.
I took Merrick along with me for a quick trip to the grocery store, and he was feisty from the get-go. He was in the kind of mood where if I said something was black, he was bound to say it was white. If I said it was day, he would argue it was night.
In the car on the way home, he started pulling out the big guns in the battle. "Mom, this isn't your car, this is Daddy's car." "Mom, this is my
carseat. You can't touch my
carseat." This was "mine", that was "mine"..."mine mine mine mine mine mine mine". Finally, after pulling into the driveway and a few "this is mine"'s later, I broke...I caved...I reverted back to my 3-year-old self and decided to join him in the game.
"Actually Merrick, the car is mine, this driveway is mine...you're mine, Dexter is mine, the doorknob is mine, it's all mine Merrick." Of course our next door neighbor was out in the front yard to witness my moment of weakness. I almost snapped at him too..."ya, you have a problem buddy, this street is mine, the neighborhood is mine, the sky is mine, it's all MINE!" I imagined myself sounding like the evil villain cooking up a plot to take over the world, just shy of ending with a "
mwahhh haha haha!"
I finally realized what I was doing and stopped abruptly, only to get this response from Merrick: "actually Mama, the doorknob is not yours. It's Mr. Tim's". Mr. Tim is the landlord of the house we rent here in CA. Okay Merrick, touche'.
I can only hope, since our neighbor has two older kids of his own, that he remembers back to the days when he too may have had a moment of regression while trying to reason with his 3-year-old children.